Putain ce merde.

-bangs head on desk several times-

Order of Business 1: I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING FOR FREAKIN' EVER!!!

O.o.B. 2: Do you like my lovely little cynical French title? It means "fuck that shit."

O.o.B. 3: I actually have a reason for blogging, so maybe I should start ranting about it.

So, my friend Lauren has a boyfriend named Bryant. (They're the cutest couple, like, ever. Squee!) But one of my other friends, Lucy, is making some serious advances on the poor boy. I don't think it can even be qualified as "flirting" anymore, it's just downright inappropriate. We were at Pep Band (w00t!) last week, me, Lucy, and Bryant (and Chase and Reed, but they're not important here) and Lucy and Bryant were sitting on this counter by an ATM. And Lucy wraps his legs around her waist. It was really... awkward. For everyone. Except Lucy, of course. But if that isn't enough, she challenged him to a sext-off (and she was dead serious, even though she said she wasn't).
The worst part, though: After pep band, she started telling people that she gave Bryant a boner, and that he was "big". First of all, why in fucking hell would she say that shit? It's not true, and it's vulgar and wildly inappropriate.
I told both Lauren and Bryant what she was saying, and both are pretty damn pissed. Not that I blame them, but still. Lauren flipped a total shit at Lucy, and while Lauren is wont to do this, I think Lucy actually deserved it. And I usually side with the other person when Lauren's flipping a shit at them.
So Lucy and Lauren aren't talking, and Bryant's angry at Lucy and probably really confused too (poor guy), and here I am: trying to give the right information to the people who ask. Lucy's whining at me and asking why Lauren's being like this, and that "she'll get over it," but I don't think Lauren will, considering the shit Lucy's said to and about her boyfriend. Lauren's bitching at me about how Lucy needs to go die, and while I can see where Lucy's coming from (kinda), I sort of agree with Lauren (but not quite so violently.) And Bryant just wants to know what the hell is going on.
What's my role in this? Can I be on everybody's side without being considered a traitor? Should I just step out now? Should I take sides? I'm so confused. So far my only part of this has been delivering the false rumors to Lauren's and Bryant's ears and attemtping to give advice that won't insult the advisee.
Again I say, fuck this shit. I just wish Lucy would back off, that would make this so much easier.

Cheers,
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